24 lines
925 B
JavaScript
24 lines
925 B
JavaScript
window.cli.exec['shower-thought'] = {
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autocomplete: () => {
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return [];
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},
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help: () => {
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return 'Random shower thought';
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},
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run: args => {
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const motd = [
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'Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?',
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'How are giraffes real, but unicorns made up',
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'When you are a kid you don\'t realize you are also watching your parents grow up',
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'Some one at Google was like "Yea, just have someone drive down every road on earth!"',
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'The number of people older than you never goes up',
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'When you brush your teeth you are cleaning your skeleton',
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'Pregnancy is like a group project where one person get\'s stuck with all the work',
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'If the universe wasn\'t infinite it would be even scarier',
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'Either we are alone in the universe or we are not. both are terrifying',
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'The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.'
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];
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return motd[~~(Math.random() * motd.length)];
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}
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}
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