Updated konsole

src/modules/konsole/commands/shower-thought.js

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+window.cli.exec['shower-thought'] = {
+	autocomplete: () => {
+		return [];
+	},
+	help: () => {
+		return 'Random shower thought';
+	},
+	run: args => {
+		const motd = [
+			'Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?',
+			'How are giraffes real, but unicorns made up',
+			'When you are a kid you don\'t realize you are also watching your parents grow up',
+			'Some one at Google was like "Yea, just have someone drive down every road on earth!"',
+			'The number of people older than you never goes up',
+			'When you brush your teeth you are cleaning your skeleton',
+			'Pregnancy is like a group project where one person get\'s stuck with all the work',
+			'If the universe wasn\'t infinite it would be even scarier',
+			'Either we are alone in the universe or we are not. both are terrifying',
+			'The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.'
+		];
+		return motd[~~(Math.random() * motd.length)];
+	}
+}